I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. I am no pushover which means nobody pushes me over.
Me: I can testify to that. Once you take a position on my bed, you are there to stay unless you decide to move. Though I still try, especially when you have taken up the center and there is no place for me.
Stella: If you weren’t so large, it would never be a problem.
Me: Hey, I am human-sized.
Stella: You take up entirely too much space on my bed.
Me: Your bed? Pardon me?
Stella: You are pardoned. Bulldog bottom line – I am no pushover, so don’t try to push me over.
Me: Hey, I will roll you over anytime I need to.
Stella: Rollovers are fine just as long as you know that I am no pushover.
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