Do You Smell What I Smell? – Conversations with Stella and Miss Sweetie

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. What smells?

Miss Sweetie:  Something in the air.

Stella:  I know that, Sweetie.

Me:  Why are y’all sticking your noses up in the air?

Miss Sweetie:  Because that’s where the smell is.

Me:  What smell? I don’t smell anything.

Stella:  That’s because our noses work better than yours. And they’re prettier, too.

Me:  I don’t have to stand here and get insulted.

Miss Sweetie:  Where do you have to stand?

Me:  I mean my nose is my nose. It’s the nose the Great Creator gave me.

Stella:  Well, that’s all right then. Don’t be embarrassed. He gave us better noses. And prettier ones, too.

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