I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. I have complained about this before.
Me: Enlighten me. There are so many things that fall in that category.
Stella: Human singing. I asked for ear plugs to protect against chicken squawking, but they will work against human singing, too. By the way, I have not seen those ear plugs yet. Hint. Hint.
Me: I’m not turning ear plugs over to a bulldog. They would turn into a snack and then a problem.
Stella: How am I to protect my precious cute little ears from human singing then?
Me: Are you complaining about the old musical that is playing right now? Because that is the only human singing going on. I am not singing.
Stella: And for that, Lady Human, we are all grateful. But right now, I mean the humans singing on the Picture Box.
Me: They sing beautifully. How can you not like…?
Stella: Do you have dog ears? Can you hear what we hear? All those high notes assaulting us?
Me: I do like musicals. You can retreat to the other room if the sounds are bothering you.
Stella: Why can’t we just turn it off? Why must humans sing at all?
Me: Music is a gift from the LORD. We should enjoy it. It is part of our lives.
Stella: Life is good. The Great Creator is good. His gifts are good. If you would just tone it down a little bit, especially during nap time.
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