Me: I am not Stella. I am not Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. I am merely a tired human who does not seem to be making any bulldog happy today, except Miss Sweetie…maybe.
Stella: Hey, cut it out!
Me: Okay, I will cut it out. I am going to bed early.
Stella: No! Not allowed!
Snoopey: But I want…
Tiger: What about my…
Doodlebug: Don’t forget my…
Wiggles: More blankeys…
Me: You have three.
Wiggles: I need a thousand more.
Miss Sweetie: One of my four chew toys is missing. Right over there. Go get it for me.
Me: Customer service is closed for the night. Please stop by again in the morning when it will reopen.
Stella: I told you all that the service in this hotel is terrible.
Me: Once again, our home. Not a hotel.
Stella: Mark my words. Tomorrow, I will be speaking to the manager.
Me: Well, best wishes in finding one. I don’t know who is in charge here.
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