I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges…
Me: To continue with the list of things I don’t need…
Stella: Your list. We don’t need it.
Me: To continue…I don’t need anyone chewing on the fencing.
Doodlebug: Me. That was me.
Me: I figured that out. I don’t need for the gate to be all torn apart.
Doodlebug: Oh, I can’t tear it all apart at once. It’s going to take lots of chewing and ripping over a long time.
Me: Next item. I don’t need for any bulldogs to lick the back door.
Snoopey: If we don’t do it, who will?
Me: It doesn’t need licking. It is a door.
Wiggles: Yes, it is.
Tiger: A wonderful, lick-able door.
Miss Sweetie: I prefer the inside.
Me: No one is listening to me, are they?
Stella: No. We were listening to the crunchy sound of Doodlebug chewing on the gate.
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