Hello, people! I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. My transcriptionist has promised not to interrupt my blog this time.
(Transcriptionist: Unless absolutely necessary.)
That was an interruption. What is it that the baseball people say? STRIKE ONE!
I pay much attention to the humans and what they do. Here are some of the things I have noticed:
They balance on only two legs. Amazing! (Shhh! Don’t tell them how impressed I am. Oh, that’s right. Lady Human is my transcriptionist. Well then, truthfully, I am not all that impressed.)
They have boxes that roll on wheels so that we can go places. They don’t even have to run with their feet to make it go. We can all go without using our legs to push it.
Best of all, they have these wonderful long things on the ends of their arms called “hands” and they can do just about anything with them.
Think of all the things that I could do if I had hands.
I could take the little black box and push the buttons to make the TV louder or quieter when I want to. And I could watch MY favorite shows, not the annoying ones that the humans pick.
I could turn the knobs on the doors to enter and leave whatever room whenever. The whole house – all for me!
I could turn on and drive the big box with the wheels. Where would I go? I have no idea. Probably not very far because I don’t know how to drive and my legs aren’t long enough to reach the speed pedals on the box’s floor.
I could open the treat bags and pick out my favorite flavor whenever I would like. No more waiting on the humans to clue in that “Treat Time” is all the time.
But a bulldog dream is all that is. We still have to depend on the humans. Maybe that is one reason that the Great Creator made us without hands so that the humans would have to extend their hands to us.
Oh, well…Until next time, I remain
Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges
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