
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human, Tall Man and Little Human are doing something in the kitchen.

Sweetie: Something that involves one of those big round orange things that humans set outside.
Me: They are painting a face on a pumpkin.
Sweetie: Too weird.
Doodlebug: Why do humans waste their time painting on things they are supposed to eat?

MoonCat: I have to say I’m with the bulldogs on this one.
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