I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: Whoa! Loud noise! Loud noise! Run around in circles!
Me: Calm down. An egg exploded. That’s all.
Sweetie: How come? Where? How dare an egg act up like that!
Me: I’m boiling some eggs and one of them blew its top. Literally. You see, there’s a little pocket of air inside the eggshell and when it heats up, it can…
Doodlebug: No explanation necessary, Lady Human. Really. No explanation.
MoonCat: Just don’t let it happen again.
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