I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: Lady Human, the humans are yelling again, hurting my ears!
Me: Mine, too! I’ve never heard such caterwauling. I’m turning it off.
Sweetie: Another bad cat habit picked up by humans.
Baby and Bud: AACCCKK! AACCCKK!
Doodlebug: Now the birds are doing it.
MoonCat: I never caterwaul. It’s beneath my dignity. Too bad the same can’t be said of humans.
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