
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. WHO’S THERE?

Sweetie: Lady Human, please stop that human from using their knuckles the wrong way.
Me: What is going on? That’s about 25 knocks. No! I’m not opening to a stranger!
Sweetie: I can use my knuckles on them.
Me: No, if they have legitimate business, they can call or leave a note.

MoonCat: Waking me up from my nap! I would like to leave them a note! Wait until they see what I write my notes with.
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