I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: What are you doing, Lady Human?
Me: I’m running late. That’s what I’m doing.
Doodlebug: But you’re not running.
Sweetie: And what is “late”? Is this one of those human clock words? Why don’t you give all those up?
Doodlebug: Yeah, be like us. You’re not late so long as our stomachs aren’t rumbling.
MoonCat: Yes, forget all else. Bulldog stomachs come first at all times.
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