I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: Lady Human, what do you mean our neighbor had her shed broken into?
Me: I mean somebody broke the lock on her shed and rummaged around inside.
Doodlebug: Did a bulldog do it? Cuz I’ll teach ’em not to!
Me: I seriously doubt that a dog was responsible.
Sweetie: We have to stand guard.
Me: Thanks for the offer, but y’all aren’t staying outside all night.
Sweetie: Not all night, ma’am. Just when the shed breaker comes.
MoonCat: Yep, that’ll work. Set the clock.
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