
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Here I am.
Me: Yep.
Sweetie: Sitting here.
Me: I can see that.
Sweetie: Nothing going on.
Me: Not much anyway.
Sweetie: BORED!
Me: Bored out of your gourd?
Doodlebug: What’s a gourd? Can I have one to be bored out of?

MoonCat: I’ll take a side of calm with my serving of boredom. You can keep the gourd.
©️ 2026. H.J. Hill. All Right Reserved.