I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: Ew! Take it away! You call that food?
Me: Well, yeah, it is food.
Doodlebug: It has the smell of that crumbly stuff on the edge of metal.
Me: Rust? I guarantee there is no rust in this and no metal. At least, none that I put in there.
Sweetie: My delicate nose is horrified.
MoonCat: Don’t worry, Lady Human. You can’t help it that you don’t have a delicate, horrified nose.
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