Flat Face – Conversations with the Pack

I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Did you hear what that talking human head on the Picture Box called me? Flat face! Human faces are a lot flatter than mine and what’s wrong with having a flat face anyway and…

Me: Just ignore it. Everybody’s got opinions. I think you’re adorable.

Doodlebug: I think you’re adorable, too, Lady Human, flat face and all.

MoonCat: Bulldogs just don’t know how to give a compliment.

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