Beck and Call – Conversations with the Pack

I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human! Lady Human!

Me: Yes?

Doodlebug: That took awhile.

Me: I was asleep in case you hadn’t noticed. What’s the need?

Doodlebug: Potty.

Me: Okay…Finished? Okay, back to bed. Good night.

Sweetie: Lady Human!

Me: Oh, no. What now?

Sweetie: Potty.

Me: You couldn’t have gone out when Doodlebug did?

Sweetie: It didn’t occur to me then.

Me: Okay. MoonCat, how about you?

MoonCat: No, thank you. I have my own arrangements for that sort of thing. But…

Me: Yes?

MoonCat: A midnight snack would not go amiss. Tunafish will be acceptable.

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