Will Human Messes Never Cease? – Conversations with the Pack

I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Lady Human, you made a mess.

Me: Yes. I dropped an egg.

Sweetie: And that made a mess.

Doodlebug: A really sloppy mess. May I clean it up, please?

Me: That’s okay. I’ll take care of it. No sense spreading it around.

Sweetie: But you made a mess.

Me: If I were a bulldog, I wouldn’t be pointing out the messes of others.

Sweetie: But you are a human. Humans shouldn’t make messes.

MoonCat: Oh, my. Where have you been?

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