Me: Sweetie, stop!
Sweetie: Stop what?
Me: Think for a second. What are you doing right now?
Sweetie: Talking to you.
Me: Before that.
Sweetie: Minding my own business.
Me: You were chewing on the corner of the plastic box.
Sweetie: Oh, that. That’s just a hobby of mine.
Me: Stop it. Why would you even do that?
Sweetie: Because…fun.
Me: It’s not food. It can’t taste very good. And it could harm you if you swallow any of it. Be reasonable.
Sweetie: Oh, you mean like humans?
Me: We don’t chew on plastic.
Sweetie: No, you just chew on everything else.
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Bulldoggy 
my doppy minx chews on anything that is on the floor plastic, metal, cement etc has no care.
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