I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges or, as I am also known, FLYING STELLA, SQUIRREL FIGHTER! Jerky McSquirrelyFace has returned!
Me: Actually, he never really left.
Stella: But I haven’t seen him in months.
Me: He was wintering in. After he ate all our pecans and acorns, he wandered the rest of the neighborhood, looking for something he and his friends hadn’t eaten, and then tucked himself in until spring came.
Stella: Never fear! The Squirrel Fighter is here! Let me at him! Get ready for pecan pie come autumn, Lady Human! Here I come to save the day! If a little cartoon mouse can fly, I can fly. Where did I put my cape?
Me: I never got around to making you a cape. I didn’t think you would need it because, well, you know…you can’t…
Stella: Can’t what?
Me: You know. Fly.
Stella: Bite your own tongue, Lady Human! Don’t you remember the exciting events of last year?
Stella: Me! Fighting Jerky! Flying across the yard, chasing Jerky out…well, maybe that part was all my imagination, but I did run and I barked and Jerky jumped over the fence…after he threw nuts on my head. I like my first version better. Flying Stella, Squirrel Fighter. Just let me find that little booger hanging around my yard this time. We’ll see who gets what thrown on whose head!
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One thought on “The Return of Jerky the Squirrel – Conversations with Stella”
Good luck Stella, this will be the year you get Mcsquirrleyface, however his friends might retaliate, just sayin….
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