I am Stella, Queen Illustrious and Noble. Oh, and I am an Olde English Bulldogge.
Me: And you all are not, I repeat, NOT in charge of my sleep schedule. I repeat – NOT!
Stella: How rude, Lady Human, and how excessively repetitive! And how incorrect.
Me: No, no, no. You all govern much of my daily schedule. You have no say-so as to when I go to bed.
Stella: Personally, I don’t care, but Snoopey expects a regular sleepy time.
Me: So I heard.
Stella: She told you?
Me: She complains loudly starting around 10 p.m.
Stella: Why don’t you just go to bed when she wants to?
Me: Bulldogs are not the only creatures that can be stubborn.
Stella: Yes, we are!
Me: No, you’re not!
Stella: Yes, we are! Yes, we are! Yes, we are! Are you trying to ruin our reputation?
Me: I am an adult human. NOBODY tells me when to go to bed!
Snoopey: Time for bed!
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