I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
And I am Sweetie and I have something to say.
Me: Why should today be any different?
Doodlebug: Me first. I am the King. Lady Human, we love you despite all your faults.
Sweetie: Yes, we love you even though you don’t feed us fresh steak.
Me: I don’t even get fresh steak.
Doodlebug: We know, but we forgive you. And sometimes our meals are like 5 minutes late.
Me: But sometimes they’re an hour early…
Sweetie: And we forgive you for that, too.
Doodlebug: And sometimes you’re a little slow understanding what we want.
Me: A problem with translation, no doubt.
Doodlebug: Bottom line, we forgive you.
Sweetie: Yes. While you are far from perfect, we know you are doing the best you can. As pitiful as that is.
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Thank you for this funny post, H.J. Hill. It is so true that our pets forgive us for all of our faults, no matter how big or small. They never fail to show us how much they love us despite all the mistakes we make. It’s amazing how much unconditional love they have for us! Thanks again for this post.
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