I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. Here me roar!
Sweetie: I don’t care! Here me roar louder!
Doodlebug: No, hear me!
Sweetie: No, me!
Me: No! Both of you, hear ME! What the freakzone is going on? You’ve been at this insane barking for…I’ve lost count how many minutes.
Doodlebug: Well, it hasn’t been long enough!
Me: Yes, it has been!
Sweetie: You see, Doodle? It worked! We got her to bark, too!
Me: What are you up to?
Doodlebug: Nothing. That’s the problem.
Me: Okay. Too much unused energy. I get it. It’s still pretty cold outside, but it’s dry. You can run around and work some of it off.
Doodlebug: I just got warmed up.
Sweetie: Yeah, I feel all toasty now. Barking is great exercise.
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