When Will Normal Be? – Conversations with Doodlebug and Sweetie

I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. Make it stop, Lady Human.

Sweetie: She can’t. The humans don’t know how to make it stop.

Me: Make what stop?

Doodlebug: The strange.

Me: The strange what?

Sweetie: The strange everything.

Me: Could you be a little more specific?

Doodlebug: The too cold weather.

Sweetie: The humans running around like mad cows.

Doodlebug: The weird little lights everywhere.

Sweetie: The humans running around like mad cows.

Me: You already said that.

Sweetie: That’s a big one. I don’t like mad cows.

Me: Listen. It won’t stay cold forever and cold is normal in winter. And the holidays will be over soon, so less craziness…

Sweetie: A likely story. Next you’ll tell us that cows are normal.

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