I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. Make it stop, Lady Human.
Sweetie: She can’t. The humans don’t know how to make it stop.
Me: Make what stop?
Doodlebug: The strange.
Me: The strange what?
Sweetie: The strange everything.
Me: Could you be a little more specific?
Doodlebug: The too cold weather.
Sweetie: The humans running around like mad cows.
Doodlebug: The weird little lights everywhere.
Sweetie: The humans running around like mad cows.
Me: You already said that.
Sweetie: That’s a big one. I don’t like mad cows.
Me: Listen. It won’t stay cold forever and cold is normal in winter. And the holidays will be over soon, so less craziness…
Sweetie: A likely story. Next you’ll tell us that cows are normal.
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