I am Sweetie, but I’m not the King or Queen or anything like that and that makes me so frustrated that I want to yell at everybody and why can’t I…
Me: Hold up there, girl. Settle down. How about a sunbath? It’s actually warmed up today.
Sweetie: …sunbathe like I want to, but noooo, the sky turned cold and stayed that way so no sunbath for Sweetie and…
Me: Listen! You can sunbathe today. It’s pleasant outside and dry. So go ahead…
Sweetie: …nobody cares that it’s been soooo boring during the bad weather…
Me: SWEETIE!
Sweetie: Huh? Did you say something, Lady Human?
Me: Isn’t it funny? When you are listening only to your own loud mouth go on and on, it is next to impossible to hear anything else.
Sweetie: Oh, don’t call yourself a loud mouth, ma’am. Now, as I was saying, if I could just go sunbathe a little…
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Bulldoggy 
She needs a title. How about princess of the bulldogs. She can have my marshmallows title, which was court jester.
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LOL! You’re right. We’ll try them out to see what fits. Maybe that will quiet her loud grumbling.
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