Cat Breath – Conversations with the Pack

I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: So?

Doodlebug: The cat smells good.

Me: Yeah, I saw you all nose to nose.

Sweetie: It’s her food. I’ll have what she’s having.

Doodlebug: Me, too. Me first.

Me: No, you’ll have your regular food.

Sweetie: How come, Lady Human? Hers smells better.

Me: Nothing better. Just different. Of course, if you want to skip your teatime snack…

Doodlebug and Sweetie NOOO!

Sweetie: What would make you suggest such a terrible thing?

Doodlebug: Yeah, just because the cat’s breath smells delicious.

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