I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Doodlebug: The cat smells good.
Me: Yeah, I saw you all nose to nose.
Sweetie: It’s her food. I’ll have what she’s having.
Doodlebug: Me, too. Me first.
Me: No, you’ll have your regular food.
Sweetie: How come, Lady Human? Hers smells better.
Me: Nothing better. Just different. Of course, if you want to skip your teatime snack…
Doodlebug and Sweetie NOOO!
Sweetie: What would make you suggest such a terrible thing?
Doodlebug: Yeah, just because the cat’s breath smells delicious.
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