I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human, what’s that in your hand?
Me: Nothing much.
Doodlebug: Yes, it is. Put it down! That’s an order!
Me: Oh, come on, boy. It’s just eyedrops. You’ve got some allergy goo in your right eye. You look like you’re winking.
Doodlebug: Nobody touches the eyes. NOBODY! Not even me!
Me: This doesn’t sting. The vet said this was the best stuff to use. It just takes a second….there…done.
Doodlebug: Wait. That feels all right. My eye isn’t stuck in wink mode anymore. This is great! DON’T EVER DO THAT AGAIN!
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