I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. I need to poop.
Me: You just went out.
Doodlebug: Things happen.
Sweetie: I need to poop, too.
Me: You just came back in as well. What did you two spend your time out there doing.
Doodlebug: Well, not pooping.
Sweetie: I think that would be obvious, Lady Human.
Me: All right then. Go out again. Get your business done.
Doodlebug: Hey, poop is a big deal.
Me: Yep. For everyone.
Sweetie: So special for humans that y’all dedicate special rooms for it INSIDE THE HOUSE! So unfair!
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