Poop Matters – Conversations with Doodlebug and Sweetie

I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. I need to poop.

Me:  You just went out.

Doodlebug:  Things happen.

Sweetie:  I need to poop, too.

Me:  You just came back in as well. What did you two spend your time out there doing.

Doodlebug: Well, not pooping.

Sweetie: I think that would be obvious, Lady Human.

Me:  All right then. Go out again. Get your business done.

Doodlebug:  Hey, poop is a big deal.

Me:  Yep. For everyone.

Sweetie:  So special for humans that y’all dedicate special rooms for it INSIDE THE HOUSE! So unfair!

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