I am Doodlebug. King of the Olde English Bulldogges. I have a question.
Me: Nope. All questions postponed until tomorrow. Good night.
Doodlebug: I am the King. I cannot be postponed. My question is…
Me: Bedtime! No more questions! Good night!
Sweetie: But what about…
MoonCat: Meow. Why does my water smell funny?
Me: Don’t know. Maybe your nose is working funny.
Sweetie: That was an answer, Lady Human. So my question is…
Me: Do you know what a snore is?
Doodlebug: Yes, of course.
Sweetie: Sure. We do it all the time.
Doodlebug: How come she gets to ask a question at bedtime?
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