I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Hello. Hello. Lady Human. Hello.
Me: Stella, do you know what time it is?
Stella: Do I look like a human who focuses only on a little black box in my paw?
Me: It’s sleep time.
Stella: Then how come you’re awake?
Me: Yes, how come? How about we both go back to sleep?
Stella: Hey, Lady Human. Hey. Hello. Hello.
Me: Stella, you are a persistent little cuss.
Stella: Is that something I get extra treats for?
Me: No, ma’am.
Stella: Is that something I get to play with?
Me: No, ma’am.
Stella: Then it doesn’t sound like it is worth much of anything to be a persistent little cuss. I will try again in a few minutes……Hmmm, hmm, hmmm hmmm hmmm…Lady Human. Hello. Hello.
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