An Indecent Hour for Breakfast – Conversations with Stella and Doodlebug

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. And here we go again! Lady Human! It’s dark, like really dark. The sun isn’t even peaking at us.

Me: I know. I’ll take care of him.

Stella:  Can you give him one of those timekeepers humans are always checking?

Me: Doodlebug, it’s too early for breakfast. Again.

Doodlebug: My stomach clock cannot be wrong.

Stella:  Wanna bet?

Doodlebug:  Lady Human, just go ahead with breakfast.

Me:  It has set a bad precedent. First, it was 5 a.m. Then it was 4 a.m. Now it’s 3 a.m.

Doodlebug: Right on time! Go ahead with the food, ma’am. You know that’s how it’s going to end up anyhow.

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