Stick Up Your Nose – Conversations with Stella and Wiggles

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human, Wiggles is sneezing all over the place. She won’t stop it and I told her to.

Me:  Wiggles, what’s that sticking out of your nose?

Wiggles: Nothing. Ahh-CHOO!

Me: Let me see. Ew. Hold on. Be still. I’ll get it out.

1 5/8 inch stick

Stella:  Why were you hiding a stick in your nose?

Wiggles:  I don’t know where that came from.

Me:  Maybe from you snooting around in the dirt?

Wiggles:  No, I was just minding my own business and it flew into my nose.

Me:  Mmmm, somehow I doubt that.

Wiggles: Lady Human, I know my own nose. Things are always trying to get into it. It’s just that wonderful a place.

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4 thoughts on “Stick Up Your Nose – Conversations with Stella and Wiggles

    1. I have no idea. My guess is she got a little too interested in the dirt it was in and pushed her nose down on it to get a good whiff. Oh, Wiggles. She’s fine, but she has been staying very close by me today.

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