I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human, Wiggles is sneezing all over the place. She won’t stop it and I told her to.
Me: Wiggles, what’s that sticking out of your nose?
Wiggles: Nothing. Ahh-CHOO!
Me: Let me see. Ew. Hold on. Be still. I’ll get it out.
Stella: Why were you hiding a stick in your nose?
Wiggles: I don’t know where that came from.
Me: Maybe from you snooting around in the dirt?
Wiggles: No, I was just minding my own business and it flew into my nose.
Me: Mmmm, somehow I doubt that.
Wiggles: Lady Human, I know my own nose. Things are always trying to get into it. It’s just that wonderful a place.
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Bulldoggy 
Oh my goodness. How did he manage that one?
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I have no idea. My guess is she got a little too interested in the dirt it was in and pushed her nose down on it to get a good whiff. Oh, Wiggles. She’s fine, but she has been staying very close by me today.
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Good thing she didn’t get hurt
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Yup. Maybe she’ll be more cautious with her face around sticks from now on. One can only hope.
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