I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human! A weird noise is coming from Sweetie. I think she is broken.
Me: Sweetie? Stop wolfing your food. You sound like…
Miss Sweetie: Gobble. Gobble. Gobble. Sound like a what? Do I sound like a wolf? ‘Cuz that would be cool.
Me: No, you sound just like a turkey.
Miss Sweetie: Oh, no. But don’t humans eat those? OH, NO! What’s going to happen to me?
Me: Don’t worry. Nobody is going to mistake you for a real turkey. But you sure sounded like one there for a minute. Just eat a little slower.
Miss Sweetie: Should I wear a sign that says, “I am not a turkey.”
Stella: Believe me, nobody is going to mistake you for a big chicken. Unless you put one of those red floppy hats on your head and let your tongue hang all the way out of your mouth. And keep on making that weird gobbley noise.
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