I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. What is disturbing my peace?
Me: Give it here, Doodle!
Doodlebug: No, I found them fair and square.
Me: Carboard is not a good toy for you.
Doodlebug: Then why did you leave them for me to find?
Me: I didn’t leave them for you. They are…or should I say were…part of a project I was working on.
Doodlebug: Cardboard tastes delicious.
Me: Well, it all seems to be here so you didn’t swallow any of it.
Doodlebug: I can go ahead and finish that now.
Me: Nope. Besides, you just had dinner.
Doodlebug: A cardboard dessert would be nice.
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