I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human, MoonCat is acting like a…cat. It is very disturbing.
Me: Looks normal to me.
MoonCat: Meow.
Stella: She’s licking her paws and wiping her face with them.
Me: I’ve seen you do something similar.
Stella: Never.
Me: She’s just grooming her whiskers.
MoonCat: Messy food.
Stella: Cats are so prissy. Washing their faces. Grooming their whiskers.
Me: I know. I know. They should be more like bulldogs.
Stella: They could never hope to aim that high. We are efficient creatures. If we get food on our faces, we just let it stay until later when we need it.
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