I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Dirt, Lady Human! Dirty dirt!
Me: And what else is new?
Stella: Look at Wiggles!
Me: Oh, Wiggles. What have you been rubbing your face into?
Me: Here. Let me wipe it off.
Wiggles: No, thank you.
Me: Let me wipe your nose rope. Oh, look at that. Mud. Were you collecting this stuff for some reason?
Wiggles: My face just picks stuff up and keeps it.
Stella: Bulldogs are great savers, Lady Human. You should try it sometime.
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