I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Speed up, Lady Human! MoonCat is out running you…AGAIN!
Me: Honestly, we are not racing.
Stella: Don’t ever let a cat know that you can’t run as fast as she can. She will never let you forget it. She will always be running ahead of you and getting to her food bowl first and…well, cats should not be allowed to think they are faster than you are. That’s all.
Me: Did you lose a race with MoonCat?
Stella: Lady Human! What a wild idea! Bulldogs never lose anything to cats. If they did, what would the world be coming to?
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