Bulldog Demands – Conversations with Stella

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. As representative of the pack, I have certain demands, Lady Human.

Me: Oh, boy, here we go.

Stella:  First, more meals.

Me:  You each get three meals a day. That is plenty. Anymore and you may bloat.

Stella: Also double the food at each meal.

Me:  Your meals are carefully measured. Doubling your food will turn you all into tubbies that won’t be able to fit through the doors.

Stella: So what’s the problem?

Me: The answer is no. Is that all, Your Majesty?

Stella:  I’m just getting started. More treats. And they have to be bacon.

Me:  Nope.

Stella:  No nail trimming.

Me:  Nope.

Stella:  No ear cleaning.

Me:  Nope.

Stella:  I’m glad we agree.

Me:  We don’t.

Stella:  It’s been nice negotiating with you, Lady Human. Always a pleasure getting our way.

Me:  Hmmmph. Bulldogs.

Stella:  Yep.

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