“Bulldog” Is Not An Excuse – Conversations with Stella

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Me:  Stella, come here. It’s time to go out.

Stella:  Nope.

Me:  Uh, yep. It is. Why not?

Stella:  Bulldog.

Me:  That is not an excuse for not doing what I say.

Stella:  Of course, it is.

Me:  All right then, if you’re not going to go out, at least finish your meal.

Stella:  Nope.

Me: Whyever not?

Stella: Bulldog.

Me:  Not an excuse. Also, it doesn’t answer my question.

Stella:  Don’t have to answer because…bulldog.

Me: Oh, all right. Have it your way. I still say ‘bulldog’ is not an excuse.

Stella:  It’s worked pretty well for me thus far.

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