Bulldog Canvas – Conversations with Stella and Wiggles

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human! Wiggles looks weird.

Me:  What’s wrong? Oh…

Wiggles:  Something happened. I don’t know what. The little human was petting me and was scratching on paper with a stick and some smeary stuff that wasn’t peanut butter because it didn’t smell good like peanut butter and…

Me:  Yeah, that’s green paint. Hold on. I’ll clean it off.

Wiggles:  She painted me?

Me:  I think she just didn’t have control of her brush. It’s only watercolor. Look. I’ve already gotten a good bit of it off.

Wiggles:  Why did she paint me green? Did she want me to look like grass?

Me:  No. It was an accident.

Wiggles:  Doesn’t she like the way I look?

Stella:  It’s not your fault, Wiggles. The humans are always swinging their scratchy sticks around, marking on things. You just got in the way this time.

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