I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Wiggles: Ruff argh ruff ruff!
Me: Ruff ruff ruff arghhh!
Stella: What is going on?
Me: Wiggles is barking at me so I am barking back. Let’s see who wins.
Wiggles: I bet it will be me. You aren’t experienced at this sort of thing, Lady Human. Argh argh ruff.
Stelka: One question. Why?
Me: I asked Wiggles that and she wouldn’t tell me so ruff ruff ruff ruff!
Stella: You’ll have to speak plainer than that, ma’am.
Wiggles: You shouldn’t try speaking a second language until you have practiced more. You just sound silly.
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