Bark-Off – Conversations with Stella and Wiggles

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Wiggles: Ruff argh ruff ruff!

Me: Ruff ruff ruff arghhh!

Stella: What is going on?

Me: Wiggles is barking at me so I am barking back. Let’s see who wins.

Wiggles: I bet it will be me. You aren’t experienced at this sort of thing, Lady Human. Argh argh ruff.

Stelka: One question. Why?

Me: I asked Wiggles that and she wouldn’t tell me so ruff ruff ruff ruff!

Stella: You’ll have to speak plainer than that, ma’am.

Wiggles: You shouldn’t try speaking a second language until you have practiced more. You just sound silly.

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