I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Uh. Lady Human, we have a problem.
Me: What? Oh, MoonCat! Get out of that! That’s Wiggles’ food!
Wiggles: And I thought MoonCat was my friend.
MoonCat: Me love dog food.
Stella: Talk like a bulldog. “I love dog food.”
MoonCat: That’s what me said.
Stella: Ugh, CATS!
Me: Moon, your food is over there where it always is. If you eat Wiggles’ food, she won’t have enough.
Wiggles: Waaahhh! She put her cat mouth in my special bowl. Now I don’t feel like…mmm, this is pretty good anyway. Never mind.
Stella: What kind of an establishment is this when anyone can walk in and start eating our food? You just lost another star in your rating, Lady Human.
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