Breakfast Bark – Conversations with Stella and Doodlebug

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Oh, no, not already. Please say it ain’t so, Lady Human!

Me: It’s 5:30 in the morning. It’s pitch black outside, not even a glimmer of dawn. Doodlebug! This is an indecent hour for breakfast!

Doodlebug: No hour is indecent for breakfast. Sweetie agrees.

Me: Sweetie is snoring.

Doodlebug: Give me a second. I’ll convince her.

Me: Okay. Okay. Breakfast. Here.

Doodlebug: Is this all? Where’s the special stuff?

Me: This is all there is right now. The kitchen is closed.

Doodlebug: Well, my stomach is never closed. You need to rethink those kitchen hours, ma’am.

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