I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human, where are my feet?
Me: I don’t know. Where did you leave them?
Stella: I’m not kidding.
Me: Neither am I. Did you check the ends of your legs? ‘Cause that’s the first place I would look. Stella, why are your paws tucked under your body?
Stella: Is that where they are?
Me: Uh, yeah. And it’s not because they’re cold because it’s 98° outside.
Stella: Oh, there the little boogers are! What a relief.
Me: For all of us.
Stella: This reminds me of when all the thick, cold, white stuff was all over the ground a hundred years ago.
Me: That was 6 1/2 months ago.
Stella: That’s what I said. Remember how our feet disappeared every time we took a step.
Me: I remember.
Stella: This was like that. Feet disappear, then they come back. Good ole feet.
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