I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. What is going on here, Lady Human?
Me: Nothing. A little glitch. I didn’t pick up y’all’s dog food the other day and when I did go to get it, their system was down and I couldn’t check out, so…
Stella: You had ONE job, ma’am! And you couldn’t get that done. What else do you do around here all day?
Me: Well, there’s…
Stella: Do not make excuses to me! ONE job! And now there’s no…hey, what is that?
Me: A substitute food until I can get your regular kind. It’s only for a day.
Stella: It smells nice. But that is no excuse for…hmm, it is kind of tasty…
Me: See, not so bad…
Stella: Only for a day, you said? I’ll allow it this time. And next time. In fact, forget that other stuff. Let’s stick with this.
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