I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Who’s nudging me? I am trying to get some shut-eye here.
Me: Oh, Stella, please. I want some shut-eye myself. Please move over.
Stella: You have plenty of room. If you didn’t have such a big tummy, you would not be asking for more room.
Me: I weigh maybe 3 times as much as you do. I need more room.
Stella: And you have 2 legs and I have 4. I need the room. Why didn’t your human parents teach you to share?
Me: They did, but they never met a bulldog.
Stella: Their loss. Now make an accommodation. You humans are flexible.
Me: And you bulldogs are not.
Stella: Now we understand each other. Good night, Lady Human.
Me: Good night, Stella.
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