I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. More.
Me: I beg your pardon.
Stella: Oh, she’s waiting for that word the humans demand to hear so often. Please.
Wiggles: Oh. Okay. Please. More. More. More.
Me: You haven’t finished what you have.
Stella: We’re getting ready for the next round.
Me: I’ll tell you what my parents told me. Clean your plate. Look. There’s some food still there.
Wiggles: Thank you for pointing that out.
Me: And there, Stella.
Stella: Oh, I missed that. And that. And that.
Me: Now if you want a little bit more.
Stella: By no means. What are you trying to do? Make us pigs.
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