I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human! Wiggles is yelling!
Me: Yeah, I heard that. I don’t know why.
Wiggles: Someone’s cooking eggs.
Me: That would be me because y’all aren’t allowed to use the stove.
Wiggles: EGGS ARE COOKING!
Me: I am well aware of that.
Wiggles: Let me into the cooking room. I want to smell my eggs.
Me: Who said they were for you?
Wiggles: Eggs are always for me.
Me: I only have two, so…
Wiggles: So you will give me those and go ask the chickens to lay yours. They should have done that anyway.
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