I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Crackers! Crackers! Crackers!
Wiggles: Me, too! Me, too! Me, too!
Me: Hold your horses.
Stella: No! No crackers for horses!
Wiggles: Let them get their own!
Me: I mean that you have already had your crackers. No more crackers tonight. Cracker happy hour is over.
Stella: How can it be ‘happy’ if it comes to an end?
Wiggles: How can it be ‘happy hour’ if it’s so short?
Me: Well, it is over. Once the cracker allotment is eaten, that’s it.
Stella: We’ll have to eat more slowly in the future. But then…what about your cracker allotment, Lady Human? That might give us a few more seconds, right?
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