I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Explain yourself, Lady Human.
Me: Whatever do you mean?
Stella: You were gone all afternoon and you came back smelling funny.
Me: You can smell that? Huh.
Stella: You’ve been around some animal.
Me: Truth be told, I went to a horse racetrack with a friend.
Stella: Horses? Like on the Picture Box? But they could have run over you!
Me: Naw. They were running on a track or walking around the parade ground before a race.
Stella: You raced them! Lady Human, I had no idea that you were that fast. You seem pretty slow around here.
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