I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Wiggles, stop getting in Lady Human’s face. That’s rude. Fun, but rude.
Wiggles: I smell them. Where are they?
Me: Wiggles, please.
Wiggles: Eggs. You have eaten eggs. They are on your breath.
Me: Sorry, I need to brush my teeth.
Wiggles: No, don’t. I like it. Now, where are mine?
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